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What should be good news,is a very small victory at this point in my life.
I wish I felt like celebrating..but hell, I have no money and no one to celebrate with.
It will be a small amount more on my check, nothing noticeable, and Uncle Sam gets his. ( maybe I can get a gallon of gas...I am riding on fumes now)
I am in a fine temper this morning, cursing out loud and ranting. I am so tired of the negative side winning these days. Every small bit of good news is eaten by the monster with big sharp teeth that is my debt. The next collection agency that calls me is going to get an earful. I had dutifully called each and every one and explained that I had no assets and no way to obtain what they were asking for.
If that means jail, go right ahead. Hmm..3 meals, education, no taxes..ok. I already slave away for a small ass paycheck that does not make my ends meet. They can squeeze as hard as they can, this stone is not yielding a drop of blood. IF I Had the money, I would pay them...but no..I must be hoarding my gold, it's under my bed in a plastic tote. My closet is hiding the crown jewels as well. And I buried my millions under a bush, dang, how did they guess??? Oops, I forgot that island I own again..so damn silly of me.
What is sad is that I never saw this coming. Not a hint that the last part of my life would be spent miserably in debt and locked in room for the most part. I ask, where is the quality in this life? Unfortunately the answer is none. Shaking the magic 8 ball...and the answer is' doubtful.' ( I always hated those stupid 8 balls) Yeah..yeah me! Boy Howdy..I am the Bloody Queen of the bloody empty wallet and the bloody empty life. Long live the stupid queen. (off with her bloody head)
For yet another disgustingly optimistic rant from the Queen, stay tuned. If she still has cable that is.
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